Pervertables: The Ultimate Guide to Using Household Items as Sex Toys

Discover the world of pervertables—incorporate everyday objects into your sex play for affordable, enjoyable experiences!

Are you on a tight budget and bored at home? To have pleasure, you don't need an expensive sex toy collection on your bedside. Many everyday home objects can be transformed into pervertables. Imagine commonplace items like hairbrush handles, butcher mallets, and chip clips used in sexier, less-publicized ways.

I got the chance to participate in a "Fun With Pervertables" session led by Sunny Megatron, a Sexual Health & BDSM Educator, a few weeks ago. She also presents the American Sex Podcast and Sex w/Sunny Megatron on Showtime TV. #open, a dating app for sex-positive, morally non-monogamous individuals, organized the virtual event.

Megatron mostly concentrated on objects that could be employed in a kinky situation, even though the possibilities for pervertables are only limited by one's imagination and personal comfort or safety considerations. "There are some things that are safer than others, and in some instances, it takes a bit of good judgment to be like, 'Can I hit somebody with this?'" she added, advising people to play with pervertables at their own risk. Will something unforeseen occur, or will it shatter into a million pieces? Remember that there's always a chance, and prepare yourself for that.

Ensure you have discussed any health concerns with your companion and have their full approval before playing with any perishables. Megatron promotes inquiries such as "Do you have a nickel allergy?" Do you have an egg allergy? Use caution and common sense because many products aren't always made of materials that are safe for the body.

Pervertables are generally pretty inexpensive playthings, in addition to being convenient (hey, everyone has something lying around that can be used as a sex toy!). Megatron advises going to your neighborhood dollar store to purchase perishables.

Although she points out that kitchen stores are typically a bit more expensive, hardware and kitchen shops are also great places to find these goods. "I like the dollar store if I can find my stuff there because I'm a cheap ass," she says. When it comes to finding pervertables, they are your closest companions.

Another benefit of shopping at the dollar store is that she usually buys one for her ass and one for the kitchen if she sees something she loves. Even though I adore my assortment of pricey sex toys, it is satisfying to occasionally feel creative, especially when it is followed by immediate satisfaction.

As Megatron notes, the BDSM community usually faces numerous financial obstacles, such as the need to purchase expensive equipment or travel to costly conventions.

According to Megatron, you must have the appropriate contacts and be close to the proper locations and individuals to obtain those things. One method to break down financial barriers and provide people access to inexpensive, kinky enjoyment is through pervertables.

Although none of these ideas are likely suitable for Pinterest, here is a list of ways you can have some inexpensive, do-it-yourself, pervertable fun:

Pervertables That Penetrate

Fruits and vegetables that resemble a phallus are the obvious candidates. Imagine cucumbers, zucchini, and bananas. Always use a condom on any meal that you think is fuckable. Additionally, using produce for backdoor play is not a good idea. Anything that enters your butt must have a base; otherwise, you could have to make the embarrassing trip to the emergency room. Since the cervix marks the end of the internal track, the vagina is a different matter.

Another simple concept? Place a condom inside a toilet paper roll, fill it with water, and then freeze it. After solidifying, please remove it from the tube and replace it inside. Megatron compares it to an enticing ice cream cone.

Another option is to introduce a chain into the play for impact and then insert it into a condom. "You should ensure that your chain is made of the safest material possible and isn't coated metal," she advises. Again, you must use it at your own risk and disinfect it beforehand. Some individuals do, and it feels great when pulled out.

Sensation Play

Numerous commonplace objects have the power to produce intense feelings. Anything from an ice cube that is slowly pushed across the erogenous zones to an electric toothbrush on the clit or nipples. (Tip: To avoid a sticky "tongue-on-a-frozen-flagpole" situation, avoid touching ice directly to the skin without first submerging it in water.)

When appropriately used, forks and knives can produce amazing experiences. One approach is to pass a dull knife through cold water on a blindfolded partner's body. This will make the knife feel extremely sharp without being harmful. This is excellent for mind fucks.

A classic on the edible side is ginger root. It even has a term of its own: figging. For a delightfully sadistic impact, peel a fresh root and insert it.

Other options for perversion? A soft vehicle buffer, a warm towel, a silk scarf, a feather, a comb, or even a back scratcher. Touch can take many forms throughout the house, both painful and enjoyable.

Impact Play Pervertables

Books, shoes, meat mallets, rolling pins, spatulas, and wooden spoons are just a few of the tools ideal for impact play that may be found in your home.

Megatron explains, "Depending on how hard you play or hit, an item may not be suitable," before a wooden cutting board breaks in two.

Knowing more about your pervertable components will help you utilize them wisely, especially if you're a hard hitter.

Please research where it's safe and where to stay away from. Megatron prefers to focus on the thighs and the butt's meaty sections. She favors extremely light pads composed of balsa wood or another lightweight substance. "On most people, they quickly cause blood blisters to appear on the skin's surface since they are so light. Therefore, they function nicely if you're a big fan of marks and bruises.

Megatron also enjoys a slingshot (which can be easily purchased at any hunting site), pool noodles, Twizzlers and Red Vines (each of which has a unique effect), and the thuddy power of a phone book.

Pervertables That Pinch

Anything that pinches falls into this group of everyday objects with naughty personas. Nipples and genitalia can be teased and taunted with chopsticks, clothespins, and chip clips. An exceptionally harsh substitute for nipple clamps is clothespins.

Do you have binder clips all over your desk? Perhaps you ought to apply them to your nipples or other body parts. (Warning: they will hurt more the smaller they are.) For more fun, you may pass a thread through the handle loops.

Rubber bands for foot play are among the other intriguing household objects. Tug one around your partner's foot to give them a pleasant pinch. Kitchen twine can be helpful for nupple play if appropriately used.

Pervertables That Poke

Megatron proposes that the rice be placed on the floor. Was there ever a time you had to kneel on rice? It's uncomfortable. You may use pencils for the same purpose, she explains. Have your spouse kneel on a row of pencils that have been fastened together. Toothpicks can also be quite unpleasant. Additionally, pipe cleaners are suitably pointed.

Bondage Pervertables

When it comes to bondage, you can find everything you need in your home to restrain someone. When it comes to mummifying a lover or securing them to a chair, bed, furniture, or sex toy, plastic wrap works exceptionally well. (Expert advice: a wand wrapped around the clit is quite hot.)

For individuals who want to investigate pain, duct tape is an excellent tool. "I love duct tape because I take it off, and it pulls off all of their hairs," declares Megatron. To reduce the stickiness of duct tape (it can cause skin injury, so proceed with caution!), if you are not prepared for that degree of intensity, place a piece of tape on a towel and swiftly pull it off. When the tape is used again on your spouse, the towel fluff that falls off it serves as a barrier.

Painter's tape is entertaining and straightforward to cut off or remove from skin for temporary handcuffs or ankle shackles.

You can use stockings, belts, and ties as restraints. Megatron claims that the bracelet-sized glow sticks from the dollar shop fit well around the penis and balls if you're into cock rings. In addition, you can locate your significant other in the dark.

Because zip ties are so tiny and can become so tight that they can potentially injure nerves, she suggests avoiding them. Dental floss is a simple option for CBT (cock and ball torture), much like rubber bands. Additionally, a clothesline can be used in an emergency if you don't want to spend a lot of money on bondage rope.

Please keep safety shears on hand if you utilize bondage pervertables.

Try: Bondage Sex Positions

Play Safe

RACK, or risk-aware consensual kink, is a frequently used abbreviation in the kink community. According to Megatron, it's an acronym for things that can happen even if you're as safe and knowledgeable and have taken all the humane precautions you can think of. This is because what you're doing is risky, and some pervertables can fall into that category.

Tell us about any pervertables you've made out of everyday home items. Use the hashtag #pervertables when tweeting to us at @kinkly. Now, go shopping at your neighborhood dollar store or dig through your kitchen drawers and enjoy yourself!