Satisfy Your Inner Exhibitionist: How to Masturbate in Public Without Getting Caught

Although it's strictly forbidden to jerk off in front of unconsenting bystanders, you might be amazed at how many inventive ways there are to masturbate in semi-public places.

More than half of both sexes have dreamt about having sex in public. The good news about this fantasy is that it can be fulfilled without the help of another individual. Enjoying oneself in public will give you a comparable rush.

Naturally, the bad news is that you are legally limited in how much you can satisfy this need. However, there are several ingenious ways to make public masturbation both public enough to feel the exhilarating rush and private enough to avoid legal repercussions.

Public Masturbating: Think before you wank

First things first: Masturbating in public requires the approval of those around you and can lead to legal repercussions. It's never acceptable to flash your genitalia in public unless the other person has consented. Additionally, you might be arrested and/or placed on a sex offender list if you are discovered masturbating in public.

"This will vary by state and country, but if you're caught in public with your genitalia in your hand, it's considered some variation of public indecency or lewdness," says Dr. Eric Sprankle, author of DIY: The Wonderfully Weird History and Science of Masturbation and clinical psychology professor at Minnesota State University, Mankato.

According to Sprankle, "penalties can range from a simple misdemeanor to a felony, depending on the nature of the offense, the criminal record of the masturbator, and the age of the person who was exposed." "But even a first offense could land you in jail and some embarrassing articles about you in your hometown newspaper if you are caught by an adult."

Furthermore, there's no assurance that you won't be filmed or photographed, and you probably don't want to become famous.

Creative ways to masturbate in public without getting caught 

Here are some ideas for satisfying your exhibitionist dreams, but proceed cautiously.

Find a sex-positive setting.

Semi-public settings like sex parties, swingers clubs, sex-themed resorts, jack-off clubs, and bathhouses are the most outstanding venues to masturbate in public.

"Make sure the event is focused on sexual behavior, including masturbation and nudity," advises Sprankle. Even if some of these places allow sex and nudity alone, masturbation might still be forbidden. Never unzip by yourself without first understanding the guidelines.

If you're not sure, ask the hosts first.

Get someplace where you won't be seen.

According to Sprankle, "any public place designed to remove clothes without onlookers" would be the next best spot to jerk off in public, such as a locked bathroom, gym shower stall, or retail store dressing room. Even if you won't be noticed, you'll still experience the excitement of masturbating in a surprising location.  

One caveat: Get proficient at silent masturbation.

Sprankle asserts that just because someone can't see you masturbating, it doesn't imply they can't hear you. "An unsuspecting person attempting to urinate in peace may be committing a lewd act if they are making loud moaning and fapping noises from a bathroom stall."

Buy a wearable vibrator.

You or your spouse can use a phone or remote control to operate sure vibrators that fit inside your underwear. If you're prepared to spend money, this can be a good way to enjoy yourself in public without anyone noticing. Lovense Vulse, OhMiBod Club Vibe, and The Satisfier Top Secret are all excellent choices.

However, it's still crucial to understand how to use these tools for covert masturbation.

"The social etiquette (and laws) regarding masturbation noises' would still apply, but these are great because they don't require exposed genitals in public," explains Sprankle. Make sure the gadget doesn't rattle against a clitoral hood piercing and is extremely silent. Additionally, pay attention to who is around you. There is a distinction between panting heavily on a packed bus and appearing dozing off in your car in a parking lot.

Get on camera

Using a website like LoyalFans that allows you to live-stream your sessions is another option to be seen masturbating.

According to Sprankle, "there are a lot of websites and social media platforms that cater to those who want an audience while masturbating." "These sites provide the opportunity to satisfy this desire without having to deal with the legal risks mentioned above, whether someone is simply watching you or you are masturbating simultaneously."

Naturally, there are hazards associated with this, the most significant of which is that someone might take a snapshot of you and use the pictures as blackmail or post them on a porn website.

"You might want to wear a Michael Myers mask to protect your anonymity unless you really trust the person on the other side of the webcam," advises Sprankle.

The Bottom Line

Although it's strictly forbidden to jerk off in front of unconsenting bystanders, you might be amazed at how many inventive ways there are to masturbate in semi-public places. Look for sex-positive places in your area, think about using a toy that isn't too noticeable, hide in stalls if you have to, and go online if you dare. However, you might want to mask who you are.

Additionally, keep in mind that" 'Dr. Sprankle said I can jerk off in here' doesn't hold up in court," Sprankle continues.