Lorax Of Sex Reviews The Njoy 11 Double-Ended Steel Dildo

Legend has it that the Njoy Eleven exists. Like all the other sex writers, -workers, and -reviewers on this planet, I believe it was one of the first sex utensils I added to my wish list. As you gaze longingly at display cases and sigh wistfully at the price tag, it's the kind of thing you dream about. There is no denying that the Njoy Eleven is a shimmering beast, measuring eleven inches in length (hence the name) and weighing two and a half pounds of pure stainless steel.

I'll admit that this was another one of those review requests that came about because I needed something more fuckable after getting rattled by a big ball. Something that would resemble the hook's feel but be more adaptable, something that was girthy and frictionless down. To get one, I was able to negotiate a bargain.

I had previously interacted directly with an Eleven. As a former Dildo Ranch Wrangler, I frequently displayed the Eleven in all of its ponderous, mirror-like splendor by placing a velvet cushion on the bar with care and saying, "Two hands, please." Selling an Eleven was uncommon, but everyone oohed and ahead over it. The price tag alone is formidable, and with prices varying from $299 to $310 online[1] and infrequently on sale, this is by no means an impulsive purchase. This was my first chance to get to know the Eleven from the inside, and I'm so happy I did.

Warming up stainless steel sex equipment beforehand is the first rule, particularly in the cold. Using a container of warm water or slipping it beneath you while relaxing on the couch makes it simple enough. I retract that. The actual first rule of using stainless steel sex implements is to accept smudges and fingerprints. Just come to terms with it now, especially if you're fussy. I felt a little like Lady Macbeth as I meticulously buffed the Eleven and its siblings in exhibition cases for too long. Thus, warming up stainless steel sex equipment is the second rule. If you genuinely want to, you can also calm them down. I haven't done so and have no plans to do so in the future. However, avoid using the freezer; instead, do this in cold water or the refrigerator. Does anyone recall "the wall" from Muppets Most Wanted or the flagpole scene from A Christmas Story? Yes, don't treat your junk that way. You won't be content. Finally, you should use some lubricant with this. Forget the cliché that most people say: "Use lube if you have to." APPLY LUBE.

I'm the anti-size-queen that I am, so it's not surprising that when I tell a buddy how much I like the Eleven, their immediate reaction is, "Wait, which hole? It seemed much too large for you, in my opinion! So did I for a long time. The fact that I was using it in my cunt despite my objectives for the Eleven was even more unexpected. Generally speaking, I've found that if I don't like a size or texture in silicone or skin, I should attempt it in glass or steel. Because there is less friction, things are much simpler and require less lubricant. It's still challenging to get in, and the larger end is entirely outside limits (which is unfortunate because doing so has sticky parts built in), but can I get the tiny end in once? Goddamn.